Me arriving at the central libary book launch

Girls support network.

Whatever you boyfriends dumping type, it important to talk it over with as many people as possible before actually dumps him. It is too big a decision to keep all to yourself. Who you’re dating affects not just you. It has an impact on friends, family, work colleagues and even casual acquaintances. Try to see yourself as a human chat forum that openly welcomes discussion boards posted on your love life. By sharing you dilemma you will get to know everyone better as dumping can be a great bonding experience.

Taking centre stage

I suggest you talk to random strangers in the girls toilets.

No Saturday night out on the town would be complete without nipping into the girls toilets to re touch your make up and de frizz your hair. While there why not unload your boyfriend woes to other girls? You know what it’s like in the ladies loos, sisters. Witnessing emotional meltdowns in the girls toilets whilst your leathered on cocktails is as natural as asking for a hairbrush whilst you re apply your lip gloss in the mirror. Some of the best conversations you will ever have in your life will take place whilst exchanging tampons for boyfriend dilemmas in the girl’s toilets. Next time your reapplying mascara in the girls loos ask the girl next to you where she got her dress from. Then run hysterically into a cubicle blubbing tears until someone asks you what’s wrong. Trisha wannabes will be bending over backwards to advise you on your dumping dilemmas and the toilet attendant is bound to pitch in her 50p worth (may as well milk the most out of your entrance tip) She may even offer you some free perfume squirts. Take up all offers on Face Book invites because you can then set up a Dumping Appreciation Society where you can swap more stories and give progress reports.

 Dumping Strategies

The Large White Lie

Let’s face it girls the truth hearts! When a guy’s really into you and stress into your eyes lovingly holding onto you every last word, it can be the hardest thing in the world to tell him that his feelings are’nt reciprocated.  Sometimes the only thing to do is tell him a big white lie, to spare him a potential emotional breakdown. Tell him you can’t make the dinner date that he booked for you on Friday because you forgot about your congregation meeting with the local Weirdology church. Now the cincher: make sure you invite him along too. Say they are always looking to enrol new members to spread the word of Weirdology across the world you are guaranteed to see him run away from the relationship faster than you can scream fire! If he’s slightly weird and desperate and agrees to come to Weirdology

church with you, stroke his face dewy-eyed and explain that if you are going to church together it must be getting serious therefore it is time that he met your parents who are simply dying to meet him. Remind him incase itn has’nt already come up in conversation that mum is a fertility specialist and your dad does vasectomy reversals and they are dying to become grandparents for the first time.

First taste of celebrity! LOL

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